It’s wedding bells yet again in tinsel town. Another celebrity marriage on the cards. Rakhi Sawant is marrying Baba Ramdev. And guess who's the busiest of the lot? Nah! not Rakhi, not Ramdev. It's the media!!
While newspapers and news channels are busy getting bites and quotes one juicier than the other, NDTV Imagine is busy with the wedding preparations. Work has been allotted to various teams suited to their profiles.
According to the undercover correspondents reporting from Ramdev’s underground hideout somewhere in the basements in his very own The Little Cumbrae Island, off the fishing town of Largs in Scotland, Ramdev was last spotted watching the Amitabh starrer Abhimaan which is based on the story of an ambitious and famous husband who is unable to save his happy marriage because of his jealousy for his talented wife when she professionally overtakes him.
But Babaji Rakhi Sawant is not in your industry. How can she be competition to you? He says he fears that she is capable of attracting the media much better than he can. Anyway, we believe NDTV Imagine has the skill set to persuade Babaji. Once they begin talks, he’ll be head over heels in love with Rakhi err or is it heels over head? Whatever, all that matters is he’ll be in love.
Everything else is in place. The venue of the marriage reception is Ramlila Maidan in Delhi and Ramdev’s wedding costume: drag.
While newspapers and news channels are busy getting bites and quotes one juicier than the other, NDTV Imagine is busy with the wedding preparations. Work has been allotted to various teams suited to their profiles.
One bunch is out arranging a mom for Rakhi. The production team is assigned this job as they can judge who’ll suit the best for the role. The editorial team is scripting a sob past of her and her family. The channel’s security is being trained to ensure Z security measures in case Rakhi's ex-husband Elesh Parujanwala attacks spears and daggers. No not to get back Rakhi but to get back his yoga guru Ramdev.
Ah! Elesh secretly enrolled with Ramdev’s Yogpeeth to get a life after being kicked out of his short marriage by the then wife Rakhi. He paid stinking amounts to get Ramdev as his personal trainer for Yoga.
And this is not all. NDTV Imagine has a bigger job at hand. That of searching for Ramdev. We hear that Babaji has gone underground along with his close aide Acharya Balkrishna after hearing about Rakhi’s desire to tie the knot with him. No that’s not because he hates Rakhi or he’s scared of Elesh. It’s because he’s scared of spouse rivalry after marriage. He feels he’s no match for Rakhi’s ‘gift of gab’.
According to the undercover correspondents reporting from Ramdev’s underground hideout somewhere in the basements in his very own The Little Cumbrae Island, off the fishing town of Largs in Scotland, Ramdev was last spotted watching the Amitabh starrer Abhimaan which is based on the story of an ambitious and famous husband who is unable to save his happy marriage because of his jealousy for his talented wife when she professionally overtakes him.
But Babaji Rakhi Sawant is not in your industry. How can she be competition to you? He says he fears that she is capable of attracting the media much better than he can. Anyway, we believe NDTV Imagine has the skill set to persuade Babaji. Once they begin talks, he’ll be head over heels in love with Rakhi err or is it heels over head? Whatever, all that matters is he’ll be in love.
Everything else is in place. The venue of the marriage reception is Ramlila Maidan in Delhi and Ramdev’s wedding costume: drag.
haha too good.media is really running mad with imaginations.Guess what, to a certain extent Rakhbi and Baba both r now known more for their publicity stunts.Baba initially was into good work of teaching yoga but ever since the ramlila maidan episode happened even i now suggest that he is trying to get some political advantage unlike Anna Hazare.anyways Rakhi Sawant has to survive on these stunts only.
ReplyDeletefyi Sawant was engaged and not married to Elesh,but for these people what the difference does it make.sheer making mockery of the institution.
where do u get this from??? very well written...!!!
ReplyDeleteR & R is a real fun to read... Ur right side of brain did a 360 degree analysis of the situation..gr8..
ReplyDeleteShruti... I really love the right side of ur brain :) Keep writing !!!
ReplyDeleteI have no clue who these folks are. But I joined your site because I read Living in a Crazy World and decided that most people either have dementia or don’t know their history. Unfortunately, in the USA it’s the latter :(
ReplyDeleteSo... you're right-brained too?
Rakhi sawant wants to marry Ramdev baba.. i dont what position she liked or probably she has misunderstood the term "fasting"(make it fast types)..in any case Ram save Ramdev baba...and save us from seeing them together..dooms day.
ReplyDeleteRead a couple of your posts, most of them are about stuff I don't give a two pence about so I'm out of wavelength to comment on them.
ReplyDeleteHowever recently I did read an interesting bit that had come in the TOI about different science startups exploring production of oil through seaweed. Lets see how that goes :)
Keep on with your satire writing...hope you like Saki...in satires, though i haven't read much, i did enjoy his works :)
This was the last thing I wanted to hear :D
ReplyDeleteRamdev and Rakhi...eww!!
Well written anyway :)
Stay blessed unblogger :)
it would be a interesting couple
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